Good Advice

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: 

You only need two tools:
WD-40 and Duct Tape.  If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40.  If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.  When all else fails, toss down a good shot of whiskey and take a nap.

(via the always funny Bits & Pieces)