Rowan Atkinson’s Invisible Drum Kit

Let’s Call It Even

US States Renamed For Countries With Similar GDPs

Unfortunately Placed Ads

Like they say context is everything…

Dog Head Transplants


“Chronicle about experiments of Vladimir Demikhov, a Soviet scientist who made the first transplantation of a dog’s heart in 1952. The experiment, aimed at finding ways of replacing portions of the human body lost through injury or disease, was pronounced Russia’s “most successful”. In 1946 Demikhov replaced the whole heart-lungs complex of a dog without using the apparatus of artificial circulation of blood. In 1954 he conducted a revolutionary experiment, when created a two-headed dog by grafting a puppy’s head to a full-grown pooch. Then scientists even observed the process of rejuvenation of the elder dog. Shown are the two dogs before the operation, Demikhov performing operations, the puppy’s head lapping up water, demonstration of the dog on a scientists’ conference…”

I love the innocence of the milk drinking dogs…

Spot 1

I’ll start featuring songs that are just skeletons, sketches, unfinished business.
Short enough for our lightning attention span. Short enough for me to finish something.
A 30 second ad selling nothing…

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Design

A portfolio of my best work.

Real Reality

Why don’t they make a reality show of making a reality show?
They’re acted and edited anyway, making them unreal.
Show the truth of what goes on behind the scenes.

Ahh, fuck it, it’ll make them worse than they are already…

WTF Flickr?

I am so annoyed at Flickr’s interface…
Can you believe that in the year 2007 you can’t batch delete photos?
You have to click one by one. Come on!

And duplicates?
Would it be too hard to make a dupe finder?
I bet that at least 10% of their disk usage is duplicate photos…

Chicken Kisses

Trick The Eye

During World War II the Army Corps of Engineers needed to hide the Lockheed Burbank Aircraft Plant to protect it from a Japanese air attack. They covered it with camouflage netting and trompe l’oeil to make it look like a rural subdivision from the air.

Starfish in Milan’s Aquarium

Starfish

Dreams

Concepts looking for producers.

Shop

Buy my original, hand-inked drawings.

Science Of Sleep


Michel Gondry let his imagination fly in this awkward love story.
Every second of this movie counts, it is sublime, and the special effects are simple yet beautiful.
What’s real? Whatever we choose.

Pablo, go see it.

Theory of Whitespace

could I get away
from using punctuation

like Jorn Barger’s
Robot Wisdom

Attitude With No Ears

What if Mickey were black?
Mickey Mofo…by juanco and me.

This is several years old…
I found it while rummaging my big fat hard drives.

Color Sampler

Colorful/geometrical Polaroids by Grant Hamilton.
Great set!

via swissmiss

I Never Was A Part Of You

Don’t feel like posting anything…
I just got back from vacations and already feel burned out.
Let’s see what I can come up with…

For being such a party-pooper I offer a list of 50 manifestos by some designers.

Indecisions cloud my visions…..

Indecisions cloud my visions… Am I being followed?

Emergency Light Pencil


Estate 2007

Costiera Amalfitana Positano
Paestum Detail S.Maria degli Angeli
Capo Colonna My Dream Bunker
Detail Bunker Floor Detail in Restaurant
Rock Layers Detail Tempio Minerva Assisi Mitla&Fiona La Castella Fiona Botricello Fiona Botricello My Ghetto Kite
Giovanni, Paula, Me, Mitla & Fiona

These are some of the highlights of our trip…
We had a great time. Tranquilo.
Big hugs and thanks to Giovanni and Paula for having us in Botricello.

I’ll Be Back!

We are going on a weeks vacation to the south of Italy.
Take care, I’ll take pictures.
See you soon…

Cold Walls

A recently discovered 1500 year-old Syberian fortress in the middle of a lake.

Bottoms Up

The P&O building in London is coming down bottom first…

Happy Food

Smiley Risotto

The spinach risotto I was preparing last night smiled at me…

Two Eyes, One ball



Furminator
a first-person pinball.
Goddamn! Watch the video…
I’d be blinking nonstop!

Hair Helmet

This guy gives Trump a run for his money…
Witness the most extreme comb-over in history.

Bubbles

Pierre Cardin’s house near Cannes.
In other words, my dream beach house.

Ugly Duckings



Mutatoes:
A collection of non-standard fruits, roots and vegetables found at Berlin’s farmer markets.

A little To The Left

As many of you already know I’m a whore for balance, specially if it’s with household objects.
I’ve seen these somewhere before, but I can’t remember the name of the artist…