The Real Grand Canyon
2006.07.31
The largest canyon in the Solar System: Valles Marineris.
A Few Good Rules Before You Trip:
1) Cars can hurt you.
2) You cannot fly.
3) It’s never a good time to die.
4) Taking your clothes off will draw attention.
5) Keep your mouth shut at all times while in public.
6) Although you may see things that are not there, you won’t NOT see things that aren’t there.
7) Don’t forget how to burp.
Only carry: a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your shoe.
9) Nobody can tell that you are tripping till you tell them “I’m tripping”.
10) No matter how fucked-up you think you are, you’ll eventually come down.

The powerful thing about The Barrier Bench is that it dissolves a barrier into a chair.
It turns from being uninviting, to offering you a seat.
Its both things at the same time and yet none.
I want a photo with police in riot gear, and people peacefully sitting on it.
This is my brand-new spanking-hot website…
It took like forever to put together.
It is still rough around the edges and will probably stay that way!
I broke all my permalinks and I have no idea how to put them back together again.
It’ll take a while before Google and the others crawl my new archives; patience I tell myself.
Take a look around and if you like it or not let me know.
Today I will be changing my Movable Type to a Wordpress blog.
Bear with me as I try to get this done fast.
So yeah, it’ll be ugly for a while.

Two cars are slowly crashed into one another in the course of a month. The movement is so slow as to be invisible. These are models for a full sized piece yet to be constructed.
Fuck yeah, I want the big version!

A Celestial Atlas: comprising a systematic display of the heavens in a series of thirty maps : illustrated by scientific description of their contents and accompanied by catalogues of the stars and astronomical exercises by Alexander Jamieson.